therealmeighan:

1. Take a drink every time you see someone wearing sunglasses indoors.
2. If Kanye West acts like an ass, do a shot and shrug nonchalantly.
3. If you’ve never heard of a nominee or winner, drain your glass.
4. Any time Adele wins, take a drink. (Bonus: If, at the end of the show, Adele’s not won anything, drink everything you have left, then proceed to post angry comments on YouTube videos.)
5. If an acceptance speech includes a political statement, take a drink.
6. If an acceptance speech includes an “I never thought I’d be here” moment, take a drink.
7. Do a shot if someone trips on the way to the microphone.
8. If you see tears (audience, winner, presenter, performer, etcetera), drink.
9. If a performer is very obviously lip syncing, drink heavily.
10. The thanking of God (or Jesus or both) will result in two sips.
11. If a non-winner leaps from their seat to applaud the winner in their category, sip classily.
12. Awkward shots of famous people dancing during performances gets you a shot of your own.
13. Chug your beverage if someone performs a strange alternate version of their song. (Bonus: Mashups of multiple songs mean you have to spin around twice.) 
14. If you see a truly weird-ass outfit (Lady Gaga is exempt because that’s normal now), take a shot.
15. Bored audience members earn you a sip of a shot.
16. If anyone mentions trying to end the show on time, drink. (Bonus: If the show runs long, drink your neighbour’s drink, too.)
17. If Sum 41 wins, find a keg and do a stand.
18. A mention of Whitney Houston - raise your glass, then take a sip.

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